Gilbert's Weird News from the Dark Side 1/10/2014

I've been busy with the holidays and I haven’t done a tales from the Dark Side for a while. There was and is, all kinds of crazy going on in the world; good and bad, and luckily for me, I never run out of material, for example:

Why can’t Santa and Jesus be other than Caucasian?

Why hate the poor?

What is Space X up to? I love these people.

                                                                 Weird News

And now from my favorite source of Weird News, The Huff Post, we have a man claiming that Big Foot ate his pizza.

Not for anything, but I have this problem too; it's called teenage grandsons.


Another story featured on Huff Post concerns a woman's choice of weapon storage

I don't know about you, but...a purse would be my choice of holster. Let's hope she doesn't carry when visiting her Gynecologist.  

And last, but not least, let's end the Weird News with this little gem. Always check the background of the person who is babysitting your child.

The punishment wasn't severe enough for the callous stupidity of this young lady.


Hope you enjoyed this post, my little zombie snacks, and I'll see what I can find for next week. 

News from the Dark Side 9/13/2013

                                                                   

Yes, my little zombie snacks, it's that time of the week again. I have some cool and some not so cool, but very weird news for your enjoyment. My editor sent me this image. I love it.




If only it really worked and I could hop over to Napa California whenever I needed another bottle of wine:)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/star-trek-teleportation-prank_n_3909243.html



This is a disgrace. Anyone who thinks this is okay, should be forced to eat the food produced by a chemical company

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/monsanto-protection-act-extension_n_3908249.html?ref=topbar



Leave it to the Daly show to add some humor and common sense to the Syria situation

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/jon-stewart-destroys-fox-news-syria_n_3906294.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular


From UPI.Com,  we have a bear walks into a bar video

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/07/25/Bear-walks-into-a-bar-does-not-order-a-drink/9791374771347/?rel=7271379011603


What is green and goes  up in space?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/frog-photobomb-nasa-ladee-spacecraft-2269046


And to help you get moving on a Friday morning, let me share this with you. Enjoy! See you next week

News from the Dark Side 9/6/2013

                                                                        

Another week of strange news,  and one that includes a clueless politician. Enjoy!




My husband sent me this link. This is so good.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ai4tPe80S6Q?rel=0



 After watching this video, I'm wondering what's hidden under my ice trays.

http://spacecoastdaily.com/2013/09/nasa-data-reveals-mega-canyon/


Do you think you can pay attention there, John? We're paying you; do your damn job! Put the freaking game away!

http://www.thedailyshow.com/?xrs=eml_tds_090513



I think Pope Francis might be "right on" about our going to Syria.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/05/pope-francis-syria_n_3872435.html



And you get Swedish meatballs, too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/julien-smith/ikea-zombie-movie_b_3867185.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Hope you enjoyed the news. See you next week

News from the Dark Side 8/14/2013

                                                                  

First, we had Sharknado and now we have a prehistoric big ass shark. What's next? Sharkzilla?


http://www.thedailyshow.com/collection/428460/shark-week/428395

                                                                

This article from Huff post should be filed under "I should have stayed in bed"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/13/cesar-garcia-steals-ambulance_n_3748921.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Guns don't kill people; bullets do! Say what?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/12/gun-safety-shooting_n_3745989.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


In the file listed as "A rose by any other name is still a rose" department, we have:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/12/ulysses-corwin-nevermissashot-bank-robber_n_3743741.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


From the Department of "What the Fuck" we have this tidbit from Live Science.

http://www.livescience.com/38692-fatberg-london-sewer-blob-fat.html


Last, but not least, this may be the only way any of us will get to see a doctor, if the Republicans shoot down affordable health care.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/12/christina-andrews-pan-handles-begs-boob-job-breast-implants-florida_n_3743250.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

News from the Dark Side, 8/9/2013

                                                                 

Okay, my little zombie snacks. I love everything science: space exploration, robotics, genetics. I'm a Geek at heart. Here are some fun sites, and yes, some weird news.



http://youtu.be/lgWiaDQVn04


http://youtu.be/PcvF8tNKodQ


http://youtu.be/J1GGvq8Sr4E


http://youtu.be/v5pt_VXXA9M


Funny review of our tax code

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-6-2013/don-t-mess-with-taxes?



Hmm? This next video is funny, but troubling! When we restrict the least among us the chance to vote, then we deny ourselves to claim that this is a country of equality.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-5-2013/ballotproof

News from the Dark Side, July 26th

                                                                    

What is it with male politicians and their junk? Why do they need to show it; text it; or wind up on National News because they can’t keep it safely tucked away. Just saying…I’m not gonna trust a man to handle a city, state or country if he can’t even keep his junk tucked away….Okay, I’m done ranting. Now for the weird stuff:

 

Love John Oliver's take on Candidate Weiner

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-24-2013/despicable-wein-2

In the "Don't they drive those down the shore?" category, here is an article from Huffington Post by David Lohr about an unusual car.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/26/bmw-pool-car_n_3659024.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

From the Telegraph, here is a cute story about very clean critters.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10205746/Mystery-soap-thief-unmasked-as-gang-of-squirrels.html

From the Express a "You can't make up this shit" animal story.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/416639/Not-Lovin-It-Horse-s-revenge-on-McDonald-s-which-refused-drive-thru-service


I'll return next week and hopefully, no one will be flashing their body parts all over the news. Stay safe and if you have some weird news to share, send it to me.
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